“…and I quote….’beats me how anybody with a functioning brain cell can still believe this total pile of medieval theocratic shite written by a bunch of gullible, misogynist desert dwelling pork dodgers, he said…with the microphone still on! The Archbishop has since resigned. And now for the weather, it’s over to Tim. And what canContinue reading “And now for the weather….Tim?”
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Whats today’s weather Tim?
“….and when he pulled it out, he found it was quite wet……and now over to Tim for the weather….Tim?” “Thank you, Samantha. Well, what can I say that you have not heard before? Look at it…just look at the feckin’ map. What do you see, eh? Yep…you got it….wall to wall feckin’ sunshine…. again. NotContinue reading “Whats today’s weather Tim?”
And now for the weather…
“…. ‘and take the bastard with you’ was reportedly his last words during the requiem mass. And now over to Tim for the weather….Tim, will I need a jumper today….?” “….thank you Samantha…and no, I don’t think you’ll need that cable knit sweater today…in fact I don’t think you’ll need much clothing at all becauseContinue reading “And now for the weather…”
Illogical Logistics
“Your parcel will be delivered today between 13:45 and 14:45, your driver, Jason, will call you with an update. Not in? Please arrange an alternative delivery date”. This is an automatic message no doubt generated by software that knows everything about you, because it is listening to your innermost secrets, dreams and peccadilloes. The ruthlessContinue reading “Illogical Logistics”
Culture Clash?
A Cornishman would no more refuse a pasty than pickle his penis in potassium. There is only one possible answer to the question “Pasty, ur no?” if asked of a Trevaskis, a Polglase or a Penberthy. We all know the ingrained antipathy of the Western Celts towards those who’s natural bent is to reach forContinue reading “Culture Clash?”
“That’ll Do”
“That’ll do”. This is a fine maxim to live your life by, if the ‘that’ in question is a fine single malt whisky and the ‘do’ is an extra large Islay being poured freehand in the hotel bar after a long day roaming the heather strewn glens and the high misty tops of the rainContinue reading ““That’ll Do””
“…and what do we have ‘ere then…?”
“Is your mother in?” “er…why?” “You know why” The voice emanated from deep within the silhouetted shape standing in the doorway, the sunlight behind him momentarily blinding me to both the owner of the voice as well the realisation that I might be what is colloquially known as ‘being in the shit’. I had answeredContinue reading ““…and what do we have ‘ere then…?””
5.In Out Sheik it all about
https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-tr368-104d4bf Travelling to the EU used to be easy, now we have joined the rest of the world requiring visas. Travelling around the Middle East is a taste of what we will experience. in this episode I try to get to Bahrain from Dubai while lamenting the increased paper work involved in all travel.
Sod’s Law
There are many laws that govern the universe, oversee the etiquette at high table and one’s personal hygiene routine. Some are useful in the right places if applied in the right order. It is a good thing we have laws against bribing politicians, driving recklessly while inebriated and against public masturbation…even if the monkey didContinue reading “Sod’s Law”
Carbis Bay News – Sir Jason Retch More
https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-ceiti-1038d12 Following the recent electoral success of the Aristocracy, new village entertainments have been announced.
Looking After Your Ring. 