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Over twenty years ago, in a city far away, people got out of bed to start their day. They did ordinary things such as shaving bits of the body that sprouted stubble overnight. Some don’t mind this growth, while for others it must be got rid of. Men shaved as well. Coffee was made, perhapsContinue reading “The Day The Sky fell In”

Trains, planes and automobiles provide you with any number of opportunities to reflect upon the vicissitudes, banalities and embuggerancies of everyday existence. Waiting at check in, security, in departure lounges and in platform tea rooms on a cold foggy night in Crewe affords time to observe ordinary and extraordinary folk, if one can be arsedContinue reading ““I say, you there…””

I am three hours ahead of you, as I am reliably informed by my computer’s ‘world clock’. This means my mornings are earlier than yours, as is everything else that follows it. So, compared to you in the U.K. I am indeed the early bird that not only catches the worm, I can also relaxContinue reading “Predictions”

Qatar, Bahrain and Dubai. I’m led to believe it is the same in Jeddah, but I’ll let you know. Mind, I think it is the same everywhere. Contrast, opposites, variance, call it what you will, but there is no escaping the fact that there is often a gulf in quality as wide as a fatContinue reading “Sublime to…”

It is a curious thing. When one changes the social and physical environment that surrounds oneself, changes in behaviour can follow. But not necessarily the big stuff, such as suddenly learning a new language, how to trampoline or ‘poodle fettling’ with unwilling poodles. I have no desire to immerse myself in the intracacies of Arabic,Continue reading “Smokin’ Hot in Hell”

February. Hot, Dry and Dusty. My throat feels like the underside of a Bedouins’ leather sandal after a hard day’s trek trudging through the desert gravel gathering dates, locusts and the severed heads of infidels. I have not been gathering dates or anything like it. Instead, I have been in meetings via the horror thatContinue reading “Logistics”

A familiar screech from above draws my eye upwards. There, flitting overhead, are the familiar scythe like shapes of the swift, black against the pale blue cloudless sky. They chase flying insects at their ease high up in the warm rising air.  They are low enough to hear as they dance between the tops ofContinue reading “The Spice of Life”

The sky is a clear azure blue. The breeze is a mild caress of warm, not hot, air. In England this would be a belter of a very pleasant summer day. Not one of your heatwave days, just one of the days when you start thinking of a chilled glass of white wine, or aContinue reading “Lunchtime at the Pool”

Camborne is easy to get into, there are no roadblocks, especially if you come up from Praze. Redruth on the other hand requires picking your way carefully through the wrecks of burning cars while feral soot encrusted children roam the streets looking for the unwary, the lost and the unwittingly stupid to rob of theirContinue reading “In, Out, Sheikh it all about.”

Right. So I have been travelling and I’m in a different time zone. I get it, I really do. But I’m only 4 hours ahead. So why was I still awake at 0100 this morning? I can’t blame the booze. It must be the overwhelming sense of disconnection from all things familiar. There is probablyContinue reading ““Dubai, Dubai…” so good, no need to name it twice.”